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    August 04

    黄猪咪和黑猪喵的故事(连载二)——共同的敌人

        猪咪的到来,让唐姐姐本来就已经很紧张的神经更紧张了。唐姐姐是我的二房东,每天工作在郊区,却在城区住,跟我恰恰相反。每天早上也要跟住在郊区,城区上班的人一样,六点就得起床,六点半就要出门乘车上班。晚上经常10点才回家,回来倒头就睡。而猪咪是没有白天黑夜的猫,白天一个猫在家没啥玩的,就睡觉,下午我回家了他才开始起床晚,晚上10点才玩起兴来。原来唐姐姐是被耗子吵得睡不着,现在是被猪咪吵得睡不着,真可怜。不过很快,唐姐姐又做了一个重大决定,把她家的狗带来。于是这只叫“来福”的杂交哈巴狗就到我们家了。

        很多人都怕猫猫跟狗狗在一起会被狗狗欺负。我一点都不怕,因为猪咪是在9只狗随时威胁生命的情况下生存下来的,生存能力非常强,被圈圈同学誉为“体超猫”。当然我也很爱狗,所以唐姐姐带狗来,我想还是比较好,一来猪咪白天有个伴玩了,二来也可以排解一下唐姐姐紧张的神经。可是,当这只狗来的第一天,我却傻了。

        那天是周日下午,我刚从家回来。一开门,一只独眼龙狗堵着门对着我狂吠,无论我怎么劝他都不停止。直到唐姐姐从她卧室出来,这只狗才乖乖的走开,我才能进屋。猪咪趴在凳子上,委屈的看着我,我知道他心里一定有许多怨气。本来他的地盘是整个厨房和卧室,现在就只有凳子小的一个地方了,他心里一定在计划着如何收复失地。我放下东西,去好又多买了米和其他的零食回来,唐姐姐已经出去了,给我发短信说她很晚回来,让我帮忙照顾来福。回家来福继续堵门,我跟他商量了近半小时,他才勉强让我进去,而且我发现他在我冰箱上撒了尿。我连忙洗了冰箱外壳,用纸箱围上,然后喷上香水。这只狗还算识相,再也没在我冰箱附近撒尿了。但是一场猫狗大战是在所难免的了。

        晚上,我把自己关卧室里上网,一场久违猫狗大战终于爆发了。以下是战况实录:

        汪汪汪~~来福冲着在凳子上的猪咪狂吼了几声,几乎要把猪咪仅有的一点点领地一起占领,终于惹怒了猪咪。于是猪咪冲上前去,一巴掌把来福的水打翻了。来福非常生气,继续对着猪咪狂吼。猪咪只好退上凳子,占据绝对制空权。来福在凳子下转悠,发出低沉的喉音威胁猪咪。此时猪咪仿佛加菲猫附体,非常准确的跳到来福的头上。由于来福有一只眼失明了,根本就没办法摆脱猪咪的强攻。面对体积是自己四倍的敌人,猪咪继承了黑猪喵家族优良的作风,毫无畏惧,勇敢的向来福发起了挑战。与狗狗相斗,一定不能用蛮力,否则肯定会被狗狗死死的压身下,动弹不得。猪咪深谙这个道理,他只攻击头部,而且欺负人家失明的那边。来福吃痛一直退到了他的根据地,一动也不敢动,整整一个小时不敢离开。至此,猪咪占据了客厅和厨房除来福根据地那一块的所有地方,取得了猫狗大战的完胜!

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